Two good posts about the Rangers' fans rioting in Manchester. Some commenters like to interpret a load of large toddlers throwing bottles when their toy breaks as a vanguard of a proletarian revolution. “Ah’ll revolution ye, yi wee balloon,” I hope their mas are saying when they’re back hame.
New football chant (to the tune of "The Farmer in the Dell":-
The telly disnae work
The telly disnae work
I’m gonna be a jerk
Cos the telly disnae work.
The telly's on the blink
The telly's on the blink
We're gonna kick up stink
Cos the telly's on the blink.
The telly's blown a fuse
The telly's blown a fuse
We're gonna shout abuse
Cos the telly's blown a fuse.
The telly's broken doon
The telly's broken doon
We're gonna trash the toon
Cos the telly's broken doon.