There are some media madams you really want to get scrubbing floors, or, to bring that up to date, vacuuming the open plan at 6am or on a nine hour shift of cold calling.
There’s Charlotte Raven with a wardrobe of staples - Madonna - Katie Price - Pole-dancing cunningly put together and accessorised to produce this season’s look of feminism’s death. It is all the fault of the media woman, who is, of course is in the vanguard when it comes to female empowerment.
In a recent study of 1,000 British girls (admittedly by a mobile entertainment company), quoted in Walter's book, 60% said glamour modelling was their preferred career. A quarter said they would consider becoming lap dancers. By all measures, the value map has shifted in Price's favour.
Yeah, and once they would have dreamed of being film stars or marrying lords. Then the hard hammer of the factory or the farmhouse would have knocked those dreams out of them.
I'm sorry to say that we are culpable. Thinking women have turned their backs on feminism. This might not have been a disaster if we had remained neutral.
I knew it would be about you, Charlotte. But y’know, whatever the thinking women (and your thinking is about at the level of Madeline Bunting’s – a quick glance at the glossies and a book or two, and there you are, Hannah Arendt), are doing, the working women are getting jobs in IT support, in medicine and in law. They are attending university in huge numbers. They may be going to spas as a treat and asking for a French manicure for a birthday present, but they are working their arses off.
But Charlotte is beating her breast at having let down those women who looked to her for inspiration by using her sexiness for getting ahead in her media career (by the way, note the boastfulness – I was very bad for being such a tart, but what a beautiful stylish tart I was).
I wore Chanel's Night Sky at meetings with editors, aware that much was at stake. Large contracts were being handed to women displaying attitudinal oomph. I hoped my nail colour would convey my capacity for reckless candour and a readiness to say the unsayable.
Yeah, those are just the attributes that the average Manager of Human Resources (normally a woman) is looking for when she is hiring the Marketing Assistant, the Call Centre Team Leader, the Applications Developer and the social worker. All your fault, Charlotte.
All right, I hate Katie Price, Madonna*, Julie Burchill’s novel Ambition, Hello magazine and ghastly shops that sell everything that’s pink. However the women I know who go in for that kind of thing will laugh and say that is pretty silly, and a bit of frivolity. Life was never a Barbara Cartland novel in more romantic times, and it isn’t a shopping-and-fucking novel either, but any sane female over the age of nineteen knows that. As for the clueless, their fantasies will take some form or other.
Charlotte Raven’s article bolts on some more reasonable concerns about the growth of the sex industry and the toll it can take on the workers in it. but by the time I got there I was so infuriated by her thinking that the media world = the whole world I didn’t want to read on.
*Actually, I did like her in Evita.