I haven’t listened to either X Factor’s Joe McElderry’s runner up for the Christmas number one spot or Rage Against the Machine’s winning song, but if Simon Cowell is pissed off, all right minded people should rejoice.
His teeth and hair can make you howl
I mean that tin-eared Simon Cowell
The telly talent contest’s über führer.
Some Yankee lefties had their fun,
In beating him to number one,
And all of us can shout out Hallelujah!
Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah.