Twogood posts about the Rangers' fans rioting in Manchester. Some commenters like to interpret a load of large toddlers throwing bottles when their toy breaks as a vanguard of a proletarian revolution. “Ah’ll revolution ye, yi wee balloon,” I hope their mas are saying when they’re back hame.
New football chant (to the tune of "The Farmer in the Dell":-
The telly disnae work The telly disnae work I’m gonna be a jerk Cos the telly disnae work.
The telly's on the blink The telly's on the blink We're gonna kick up stink Cos the telly's on the blink.
The telly's blown a fuse The telly's blown a fuse We're gonna shout abuse Cos the telly's blown a fuse.
The telly's broken doon The telly's broken doon We're gonna trash the toon Cos the telly's broken doon.