Here's a theme for a short story writer on domestic life - someone like Sylvia Townsend Warner or Elizabeth Taylor.
Mrs W. has a sixty year anniversary to celebrate. She is mother of the nation, and her family are going to make her celebrate to an inch of her life.
"What would mother like to do to mark this diamond anniversary?"
Mrs W. would like a leisurely breakfast while listening to the radio, an hour with the Daily Telegraph crossword, a short stroll in the garden with the dogs, a nap after lunch and in the evening a couple of hours watching Coronation Street and Midsomer Murders, though Coronation Street is not what it was since its early days featuring Ena Sharples - the one fictional woman that Mrs W empathises with. Mrs W. is eighty-six, and this programme seems reasonable to her, and could be peppered with a short visit from one of her grandchildren.
However Mrs W. knows that to voice her wants is to offend. So she nods when the programme is laid out for her - a day at the races, a day in a boat on the Thames, a church service, a dinner party (oh, for a quiet snack of scrambled eggs), a drive, a round of visits.
She recounts the programme to Mr W. He groans. "The bloody Thames. I suppose it will rain."
"Perhaps you can get out of some of this, dear. You are ninety, after all."
"Ninety is the new seventy," growls Mr W. "No, sausage, if you're going to be put through this, I'll be with you."
I don't need to go through every step of this domestic short story. The sun shines brightly in the days before the proposed treat, but then the early summer turns British and cloudy. Mrs W. sighs inwardly at the races - she is fond of horses, but can happily watch them on television these days, now they have one of those high definition screens in the smallest reception room. And then the day on the Thames. . -- cold, windy, "at least it's only a drizzle and not bucketing down," people say, and then it does bucket down. She has dressed for show rather than warmth and her bones feel it. As for Mr W., he is as grey as the sky. "Are you all right, dear?" she manages to whisper.
"I think, I'll get through, "he says, but that evening he is grimacing. "A bit of discomfort in the old waterworks, old girl. I need the medicine man."
He is bundled off to hospital. Along with her worry - he is a tough old fellow but he is nearly ninety-one after all - Mrs W. has some sense of guilty relief. Surely with her husband ill, she will be relieved of the burden of these celebrations.
The next morning she waits for the phone call. "Come on Mum. Concert tonight," says one of the children.
"Concert?" Of course. Not Gilbert and Sullivan or Noel Coward she would enjoy for old times sake, or even some Handel for uplift, but modern music by people she has barely heard of.
"Yes, of course, Mum. Dad wouldn't want you to be disappointed."
Mrs W. has read of people her age being horribly mistreated in care homes - left unfed, unwashed, thirsty. She has pitied them and known that she would never suffer such neglect and cruelty. But, well, sometimes one is bullied, isn't one?
"I'm a little anxious about Dad. Could I skip the concert? I'd rather be at his bedside."
"Now, come on Mum. This is your celebration and your treat. You're not going to let us down, are you?"
"No dear," said Mrs W. and goes to change into a thin, sparkly dress.
one more heartening aspect of this dispiriting story is the fact that many men marched in solidarity with the women: